REBELZ - Check out the poster above - I guess that will tell you what this blog is about. Yes the rebellious mates of mine are back with a bang oops sorry two bangs. Those who are at Chennai, kindly check this out and those who are not at Chennai, please book your tickets to Chennai and check out the Rebelz. I can guarantee you that your money will not go wasted. Moreover a friend of mine is acting in one of the plays, I am not going to name who she is, as I don’t want to be whacked if she doesn’t act properly. Just kidding, I don’t want to put her under pressure, so her name will be revealed after the play. Those who can guess who my friend is after you see that play, then you will be rewarded with a pint of beer when I come down to Chennai. So BE A REBEL REBEL REBEL . . .
I was sitting in my office as usual waiting for my clients to pay m
e the fees when my secretary called me and said,
“Boss we have a new client and he insists that he has to meet you perso
nally”
“Are you sure he wants to meet me?”
“Yes he insists”
“Did you show him the sign board?”
“Will I miss it? I need some forgiveness for the sins I commit with you” (Read this in a non sexual sense)
“Alright send him in”
(Knock at the door)
“Yes come in”
Enters in our Karthik, phew, I thought its someone innocent who has become a victim of me, now that its Karthik I know its going to be easy. “Yes da machan, what do you want”
“Machi I am in love with a girl da”
“Is she in love with you?”
“That’s what I want to know, Can you help me?”
“Anything for you da, shoot”
“Can you write a love letter to that girl?”
“I wont mind doing that da, but are you sure you want me to write it???”
“Yes Please”
“Alright leave me the address I will draft one and send it to her”
“Ok here is the address,
Ms Emma Watson,
No. 6 Vivekanandhar Road,
London Main Road,
London Cross Cut Road,
London – 0 00 000
United States of Kingdom.”
“Are you sure this is the address? It looks like an FM ad”
“I am dead sure da”
“Alright you go then – will send the letter and send you the
The letter is drafted and is lying on my table which reads:
“RE: NOTICE OF LOVE
Dear Emma Watson,
We act Messrs Karthik & Co.,
Our client’s instructed to serve this Notice of Love upon you.
We are happy to inform you that our client fell in love with you on Friday the 13th day of March, 2009. This is in reference to the movie he saw which featured you on the 10th day of March, 2009 at 15.12.
Our client also wishes to state that the probationary period of love will start immediately from 00.00 hours tonight for a period of three months. Depending on the performance of you in,
a)bed,
b)party,
c)restaurant,
d)house,
e)toilet
and notwithstanding his atrocities after he gets high over a cup of coke, could become permanent.
Our client wants to impose the following terms and conditions to this relationship;
1)The costs incurred during the process of this relationship, initially, should be shared between you and him in equal shares. Later, based on the growth of this relationship, our client will take a larger share of the costs.
2)After entering into the permanent period of relationship, you should not expect our client to change his habits of digging nose, farting loudly during lunch/dinner, scratching himself competing with your dog, speaking good English.
3)In the event of break up, you are supposed to return all the gifts, cards, letters given by our client to you and should not expect our client to do the same.
4)If the relationship goes to a stage where you enter into wedlock with our client all the expenses for the wedding shall be born by you.
5)The proposal stands void ab initio when you ask our client to marry you at the soonest and/or threatening to commit suicide and/or probing about the sexual interests of our client and/or hiding the previous marriage of yours from our client.
Please revert with an answer within 14 days of receipt of this notice. Otherwise, this proposal will become null and void without further notice, and our client will consider other candidates.
Also present proposal is losing its force in the event of unforeseen circumstances, force majeure, which could impede the implementation of this proposal.(These, in particular, but not limited to, include: military operations, natural disasters, legislative acts, acts of internal affairs, national security and military forces, deliberate hostile actions of your previous partners.)
This is a new series in my blog – about my theatre days. Actually these days starts right from my 3rd standard when I started acting in the school plays like the Three Kings who brings gift to Jesus Christ, Panchali Sabhatham (Draupadi Vastra Haran), Little Peta Rabbit and so on. I am going to tag this under the head AVALON DAYS named after my theatre group Avalon Theatre Productions. There are several funny incidences on and off the stage during the plays, short film shoots and cast parties. Everything will be penned down here. Hope this will put a smile on your face, to start with let me tell you about Draupadi Vastra Haran drama.
This is the play we did during my 6th Standard at School. Most of you know the story where the Pandavas play the game of dice with the Gauravas and they will lose everything they had and finally pledge Draupadi/Panchali and lose her as well, then she will brought to the courtyard and will be stripped by the evil Dukshadana. What happened was, as it’s a boys school (yeah unfortunately I was put in a boys school from 6th to 12th) the Draupadi role was played by a girl like boy who was very thin, the Dukshadhan character was played by a very rough and tough boy. I played the role of Arjuna, I am always given an ordinary role, one in the corner with just one or two lines of dialogues. During the rehearsals we didn’t had the saree tied on Draupadi so it was just an air action then. On the day of the play, the primary school teacher brought two sarees in the same color and pinned it and tied it on the guy who played Draupadi and mind you he had his uniform shorts inside it. She also strictly warned the guy who played Dukshadhan not to pull the saree with force and told him to over act and does it slowly till the music stops (the background music was from some old movie). So everything was set we were on stage. Let me give a live commentary on the specific incident;
Fast forwarding the initial scenes we are now at the scene where Draupadi is in the court yard and us the Pandavas all having our heads bent, Dukshadhan starts to pull the saree and Draupadi calls for our help, and we are not helping her as we were slaves ourselves, so she calls Lord Krishna and Lord Krishna appears (he was my class leader hmph). So Dukshadan started pulling the saree bit by bit, we can see it going and going but unfortunately the final pin was not intact with the Draupadi’s shorts that the saree came out fully and Draupadi was standing there with shorts.
The entire school started laughing. The guy who played Draupadi was so embarrassed, that’s when our Arjuna came to the rescue with his presence of mind, he stood up and said, “Hail Krishna, the mighty lord, you are simply great, you have given shorts to Draupadi to protect her modesty, Jai Sri Krishna…” the whole college burst into laughter and claps and whistles were on my way. After this I always got the plump roles…
How did the day go yesterday? How many of you fooled others and got fooled by others? Well I fooled 31 just with a status message “Arun Kumar is getting married…you are invited…ping me for more details...thanks to astrologers”.
Ha Ha Ha… I am giving you the excerpts of the chat scripts… and special thanks to G3 akka for your post here, appreciating/depreciating me.
Nithi: congrats
me: Thanks :)
Nithi: who is she
me: that XXX girlu know her right...
Nithi: hummdont know i thnik
me: please keep yourself free in July...Marriage at thanjavur,everyone will be invited from your class and you knowher
Nithi: hey r u serious
me: she is in my orkutalbumswill someone joke on this?
Nithi: i thought u r joking
me: because the astro guys said now or never
Nithi: u can and areohur Mom agreed to it
me: yes yes- she only checked the astro guy fixed this thingi told herno marriagebefore 28but she said nowor neveras per horoscopeso fixed it...
Nithi: y a XXX y not an Indian
me:I dont mind an Indian - but u dint say yes… only this XXX girl said yes so had to marry her
Nithi: parra hummnice to hear
me: :)dont forget to be free in July...
Nithi: but to say the truth i cannot believe this
me: no one caninfacteven i cannot
Nithi: :Dany waysone word of cautionbe carefulsince she is of different culture
me: lol about?he he he she is more indianish than me :P
Nithi: really then its not a problem
me: yeah yea...she wears saree
Nithi: but born culture cannot be done away with
me: she likes cooking,she likes kids,she likes doing house works
Nithi: super..y she likes u.. lolz
me: ha haha opposite polls attract u see
Nithi: ya
me: innaiku Date enna Nithi?
Nithi: oh my god
Archie: hey arun..hw r u?u gettin married..??
me: Hi yessame thing happenedin ya life,Joshiyum and stuff
Archie: greatso wen is the weddin
me: July...with that XXX girl I told u :)at Thanjavur :)
Archie: oh ok....congrats da
me: will u be in India?Thank u :)
Archie: whts her name
me: Good dowry u know:P
Archie: hehehehada paavi..nuthin planned as yt of me bein india da
me: yeah her dad is gifting me an Audi :P
Archie: oooooo
me: and setting up a law firm in delhi :)
Archie: nice..................amzinnnnnncongrats da
me: Thank u :)thank u :)
Archie: fixd a date?
me: her name is Penelope Cruz and marriage on July 32nd :P check today's date :P
Archie: poda looosu..........................
me: ha ha ha
Archie: thedi vandhu matinendaen
me: ha ha ha ha
Reena: congratsu just told me not nowgood for u
me: thank u thank u :)
Reena: same girl ?
me: yes the XXX..it came just like a bolt in the clear sky because of the astrologers
Reena: goodbefore London?after London?in London?
me: before London..
Reena: in singapore or india ?
me: India… Chennai..
Reena: congrats
Me: btw what day is today?
Reena: check with ur astrologers
me: April 1st :P
Reena: so "U" got fooled by ur astrologers
me: i dint meet my astrologers yet but someone congratulated me sometime back for my not so near marriage :P
Reena: thik haincoffee cancel
me: ha ha aha hawont u check the date everyday?
Reena: i am awarethis time i didnt fool ne one
me: lol but got fooled by me :P
Reena: uff
Kirthi: WHAT?
me: sss :DAstrologers made it happen :)ask Amma in July marriage
Kirthi: congrats!_____?indian wedding?
me: ssof courseThanjavurTamil Wedding :)
Kirthi: or christian kalyanam?NICE!!! :):)14:29 congrats!
me: thank u thanku keep yourself freein Julytrip to thanjavur
Kirthi: certainly i will make it!! :)deiis this an April Fool Joke :P
me: appa kirthi finally u got it :P
Kirthi: lol :)Mad fellow
akansha: congratulations are under way then... :P
me: thank u thank u
akansha: penelope said yes?
me: nope yaar..its arranged marriage :(
akansha: hmm... kisse?;)
me: some software engineer in chennai..mom has looked for me...engagement and marriage in July
akansha: u r srsly gettin married?:-o
me: yeswhy wat u thought?
akansha: ohh... bye bye bachelor hood then
me: that girl is a software engineer+ model + theatreartistso mom thought she will bethe better matchlol yes..but astrologers said either to get married before augustelse no marriage for life...
akansha: hehe... perfect fr u then...:Dwhat happens to ur play now?:P
me: may be i will act with her ;)
akansha: ohh...so when u r studyin in UK, wat will she be doin?
me: studying in UK canceled...i am planning to set up my office in Delhi and Chennaiand practice…her father is setting her up a boutique shop in both these places
akansha: s/w engineer.... boutique?
me: if he continues to be a software engineer she will be transferred naa? so i suggested her to start a boutique
akansha: hmm....
me: as its her area-i mean fashion designing
akansha: k...ur lyf seems to hv gone topsy turvy within d last 3 dayzzzz.....:P
me: ha ha ha
akansha: no srsly... 3 days bk u were lik i m goin to UK... n now i m setting offices!
me: yeah life is not stable
akansha: so unstable! wud scare me off....
me: he he he saggitarian rewat to do
akansha: arrey i m a saggi too
me: btw do u know wat day is today???
akansha: SHIT
me: :P
akansha: arrrggghhhh! i m a non believer fr d rest f d day
akansha: i feel lik strangling ur throat rght now
me: he haw he haw he haw
akansha: hw many hv u fooled abhi tak?
me: 10 to 15
akansha: arrgh!
me: he he he he
Abinav: dude
me: yes da
Abinav: sorryforgot the date
me::P
Abinav: took ur status message seriously for a munite
me: wish pannathanaevanthey lol :Pha ha ha vidu u r the 24thvictim
Abinav: pozhappa paunga da dei…iddellam oru pozhappa
me: :P
Abinav: dinner innikku erangathu unnala
me: lol :Pneraya perukku erangathu
Kanagu: hello boss
me: hi nanba
Kanagu: epo kalyanam??
me: appuram kalyanamjuly la
Kanagu: oh.. july la yah??enga.. chennai ah spain ah?or thanjavur??
Kanagu: oh.. cha.. modhal liye karthik ku ping pannama vittutane ..oh god
me: :P
Subz: u r kidding:P
me: hey no its trueits in Julydont forget u r the bride;s maid
Subz: who??______?
me: yes
Subz: :Otell me d full masala
me: ok what happened is amma saw some astro guy and he said i shud get married before augustelse no marriage
Subz: oohhhandddd
me: so she spoke with _____ and its fixed :)
Subz: andddd?
me: we are getting married in July
Subz: wow!!!!!
me: btw welcome to the club u r the 26th victimcheck the date today :P
Subz: bloddy idiot!!!!!by the way 27 and 28 r my parents:P
me: :Pha ha hau told them too :Pha ha h aha
Subz: idiot
skkrithika: hiwhats this?
me: hey hiyeswill send the invitessoonJuly marriage
skkrithika: where is the wedding
me: some astro stuff amma said - ______is the girl..Wedding at Thanjavur..
skkrithika: coolis the date fixed?what astro stuff?
me: yes july 12th
skkrithika: wow!!!!!!!!
me: some astro guy said i shud get married by August this year
skkrithika: how come anni agreed to it
me: else will never get nmarriedshe said yes ... my mom spoke to her
skkrithika: oooooooooooohhow come anni agreed to it ok ok
me: krithika welcome to the club u r the 25th :P innaiku date enna
skkrithika: annacome back to indiayou gonna be smashed
me: :P
Me: Hi sou
Sou: hellooo congrats da
Me:thanks for what???
Sou: hahahahahahahau gettin married rite?
Me: lol so u r the 30th :PI guess its still April 1st inUS :P
Sou: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpoda..No body fooled me other than u today huh
Me: ha ha ha ha ha ha.....U r the 30th so chillax...:P
Sou: grrr poda
varna: r u gettin married???
me: yesin Julydint i tell u?i guess I told u
varna: nopecoolwhr?
me: ok July I am getting married to that XXX girl...Thanjavur...some astro guy told my mom that I shud get married before august elsei wont get married at all...
varna: wow wow...
me: so in JULYbtw u r the 31st fool :P
varna: wat abt her family?
me: to fell for this :P
varna: chi chuchii knew this…thats y i tried not to ask u
me: nambiten:P
varna: cudnt resist dapaavi
me: ha ha ha LOL :P
varna: chi panni poda
BTW
Do these people still believe me???
(In tamil) என்ன இன்னுமா இந்த ஊரு நம்பிக்கிட்டு இருக்கு?
Four years back there was this guy at Chennai in a law school, who was Mr No One. He can’t speak good English, he is not hip, he doesn’t know what is the difference between Pop- Rock- Hip Pop, he doesn’t know who George Clooney is, and he was Mr No One. No one in the college trusted him, no one believed him, no one thought he will be a success story, in fact Mr No one himself thought he will be no one after his law school. That’s when our Mr No One met Mr X and they became house mates. Mr X influenced Mr No One to a great extent and made Mr No One as Mr Some One. Later Mr Some One met MrX’s friend Mr P who was equally motivating Mr Some One. The best thing in life was to be believed and trusted by someone who is nowhere related to you by blood, who is nowhere indebted to you by any means, who just see you as a person of some substance, who appreciates you for what you are, that alone will motivate you to go higher and higher. Mr X and Mr P are such persons in Mr Some Ones life. Mr Some One had also some financial hicks as he was a student but Mr X and Mr P understood it greatly and always took him out to good hangouts at Chennai, never left him in alcoholic meetings, though what Mr Some One was able to contribute was his presence. So Mr X and Mr P are a great reason for what Mr Some One is now. Later on their friend Mr J came into the scene and he was nowhere less than them, he helped in polishing Mr Some One’s Statement of Purpose to UK universities.
Now these guys Mr X, Mr P and Mr J all worked in a Call Centre, ONE NIGHT AFTER THE CALL CENTRE, they thought enough is enough to be a stereotype and decided to set paths to others and wanted to be their own employers, and they planned and started their own company at Chennai. During their planning, their execution Mr Some One was a spectator and for being a spectator Mr Some One was given the post of the Company’s Legal Counsel- Mr Some One’s first job, first clients even before completing his law degree- yes because they trusted him and for this Mr Some One will be grateful to them till the end of the world.Now the introduction scene in the order of appearance:
Yes, my dear blog mates exactly one year back (on 27th March 2008), my very own friends, started their, it also includes me so let me put it as our dream company THINK ADROIT and now it’s the first birthday of Think Adroit.
I take this opportunity to wish our own child Think Adroit a very happy birthday and I pray that it should grow forever and ever. To know more about Think Adroit click on their website. They provide the following:-
“Communication Skills Course
A smart initiative designed by Think Adroit offers a wide range of short term and long term training programs on various skills for desirable number of hours. The program is designed to understand and implement the "arts and science" of "learn to learn" skills which enhances your personality so as to be competitive and successful in social and business life.
About the program
Our interactive training courses combine real-world experience and education to determine and implement the best solution. Our focus is on ensuring your success as any trained work force results in better productivity towards the organization's growth
Courses are customized by the expert professionals in the field of training. The model was developed based on our observations.
Highlights
Program duration is proportionate to desirable training experience hours, thereby "Lean"
Adopted techniques which have been proven effective without having to spend longer hours in any other conventional Training
Lets you gain the "urge to learn" attitude of a child
Explore your limits to gain an edge and keep testing the edge.
Speaks to the needs of the customers and create 'value' as perceived by the competitive world
Pay Offs:
Upon completion of this program participants will be able to:
Plan more effectively to improve your Language skills
Learn and Practice Phonetics, Pronunciation, and other language structures
Workshops are very effective because of their simple structure and lucid manner in which they are facilitated.
Program is relevant, useful & the learning process is stimulating & interesting.
Email – info@thinkadroit.co.in”
If someone ask me to bet on Micro Soft I might think twice, but this is one company I will bet all my stakes. So dear blog mates, please join me and wish us a very very very very very Happy Birthday and support us in whatever way you can, we even respect your prayers for our well being. I dedicate them this song,
Dear friends, I am not allowed to write in my blog today. Some of you know my alter ego “Siluvai”. He usually appears to comment in Kartik’s blog and now he and Nattamai has joined together as copy cats and have started blogging “here”. For the purpose of their copy cats blog both of them were learning English and Siluvai failed in his English exams. In order to practice his English he is blogging here today about various things like Introducing himself, narrating his love story (like how he met his wife Munimma, how they married etc). So, I pity you all and pray that you should not forget English. Let me give way to Mr Saltkottai Siluvai.
“Single Tea with Siluvai”
Ladies and gents, good morning. Me name is Siluvai, I from Saltkottai. I good look. You doubt see pixture this. No face because I show late. That pic I wear is name Lungi.
I today blog. First I see my Kuppam, on English it called Slum. Me one slumdog but no millionaire. This pixture show my slum.
I live 2 houses next to that house. Don’t question interfere. Me job fish catching, I drive ship, I net put in sea, fish catch the net evening, I home bring, Munimma sell fish. I know you question, “Who Munimma?” Munimma my husband and me his wife. Munimma good figure. I first meet in Church on Sunday not in the afternoon, not in the evening but the other time. First meet I shy, she shy, everybody shy. Next meet tsunami. She, I Tsunami hit and put in tree, she catch me I no fall, she life my save. I fall not from tree but fall love in Munimma. But I no not she love me, so I tell her no. One month after I go to tea shop, she come to shop to buy bonda (for non tamils – bonda is one round straight shape eating with hole inside, this hole full of sponge yellow color, with onions, chilli, put in oil, fry eat, tasty good) I see she, she see I. Eye, eye meeting, I tell tea owner, “Sir put bonda well, she my close friend” She smile, she say she go church in evening, I understand she call me to come. Evening I put new underwear, baniyan, lungi, shirt. I go church, she wait church backside, I see she see, we go beach, we sit by the ship. We no talk. It start black sky, moon no, sun no, stars only yes. I see she, I romantic my lips join I go front.
I fear she slap. But I get current shock. She kiss I, I get current shock.
I love she, she love me. We marriage. We buy cow we buy hen. Now we rich we happy.
Me Munimma super figure, structure super when wear Saree. She pixture here. Kartik and other bloggers, she you sister.
Me go now, go to fish inside the sea. How my English? If you like I write else no write.
Thanks to Moi and Charmed One for awarding me with their prestigious FRIENDS Award. It’s time for celebrations and sharing.
I hereby confirm on all my blog buddies and friends the award of friendship and love…
“Lancelot’s Friends Award”
As there is a criticism that my previous post On award was really long, I hereby give the link of the award of cuteness blog of mine 'Lancelot is Cute' please accept this award if you find your name there.
Apart from that I am also passing on this award to my new blog friends whom I have started to following and who support/bash me all the time.
1)Kriti – from Avalon Theatre Productions – the one on whom I can always rely on - my adviser
2)Annie – Ice Maiden – check out her blog to know why I am following
3)Ramyah – Tiny Brain Thinks – teacher from Malaysia
4)Lena – Colours of my soul – she can paint your souls with her colours
5)Blogger Mouth – Contemplations of a Cranky Kid – She is not Cranky at all.
6)Lynda Akka – Thanks for your support and encouraging comments.
