Friday, October 24, 2008

Forgot

Why I am writing this blog?

Am I not supposed to be working?

Is it not my office hours?

What time is it now?

Where I am?

What I am supposed to do?

Where I am supposed to go?

Am I hungry?

Did I have my break fast?

Is it the time for the break fast?

What is the time for the break fast?

Is that a plate before me?

Are they food particles in the plate?

Who ate the food from the plate?

Did I eat the food from the plate?

Who served me food?

Is that my mom?

Where are my parents?

Do I have them?

Did I brush my teeth?

Do I have teeth’s?

Why my hands are cold?

Am I suffering from fever?

What is meant by fever?

Am I breathing?

Where is Air in this world?

Is this place called the world?

Who created the world?

Is the answer for it is God?

Who is God?

Have I seen him?

Do I know his address?

Do I have money to call him?

Do I have a phone to call him?

Who invented phone?

Do I know how to operate a phone?

How should I introduce myself to God?

What I am supposed to ask him?

Hey wait,

What is my name?

I FORGOT

KEY: As some of you who have read this blog thinks I am a scattered brain, its high time I write a key to open the philosophy behind this blog. This theory is bit complicated. I meant to say we knew answers for certain questions in our life, like who are my parents, do I know to operate a phone, what is my name etc., because I do remember the answers for them. Similarly for few questions we cannot answer, where is air in this world, where is god, etc., it does not mean we do not know the answer, the answer is within us and we just forgot the answer for the questions. Few saints knew the answer and they called it as attaining NIRVANA. But for humble beings like us we will know it only after our death- Saint Lancelot

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(Phew, Samalichifications)

Thursday, October 23, 2008

All about Dating - Dr. Hitch

I find it quite common among my friends to go out on a date for coffee or for a movie or a walk in the beach and they say they were impressed with the other from that single meeting and after sometime I hear them complaint he/she is not like they thought and that they dislike the others character. I told them how can you find the character of the other person over a coffee? A lot can happen over a coffee, but the same lot can be concealed over a coffee too. Unless otherwise you are an expert body language reader, you can never tell when the partner is on guard or off guard. So, I always advice them do something were you can get your partner off guard and can actually get his/her real character. Here are few ideas for such off guard dates:

DISCLAIMER: I am not liable for any mishap like baby formation, marriage, divorce, beatings with cheppals & broomsticks if things go wrong. As the results might vary from individual to individual try this out at your own risk

Play some indoor games: It can be anything like Poker, Monopoly, Cards, Paramaptham, Dhayam, Pallanguzhi, Gilli, Pamparam, Kalla Manna, Ice boy, Current Current Box, Police Thirudan and so on; Kindle the child within you and your partner then your partner can never be on guard;

Play some outdoor games: Its better to take up some game which is one to one like Tennis, Badminton etc, If you are not much of a sports person then try playing football with a water bottle with your partner, trust me the results are amazing;

Swimming: Swimming in beach or in a swimming pool is always a fun and you can take some balls or floats to play in there, it also takes the person of the guard as the water has some effect on the human body;

Rides in rain: Better if its made with a bike (but make sure you are insured and drive slow, I am not responsible if you speed and slip down into a ditch), its advisable to wear helmets and jerkins to avoid getting cold, and a nice hug from the pillion rider will do the rest after the ride the rider and pillion rider will confess everything to each other for sure; If you want something safe then go for a drive in a car with romantic music and a nice chat all the way along and a road side chai, the three roses effect will come into your love life as well Manam, Suvaai, Thidam.

Trekking: For those who are advanced in their relationship, go for trekking that increases the TRUST in the relationship, which is inseparable from a relationship.

Good luck with your love life.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

So who is superior?

I am sure many would have faced this situation. You would be meeting someone for the first time /some old friend after a long time and during the chit chat, that person might refer to a person (say Mr(s).X) and you might actually know Mr(s).X (as your friend / relation / lover / ex colleague / whatever possible relationship you could think off without pervertism).


Now comes the part which I wanted to discuss with you,
how you tell to the other person that you know Mr(s).X?

“Haan Ramji, I know Mr(s).X, (s)he is my friend/colleague/ relation/ lover/ (whatever you think perversely)”
OR
“Haan Ramji, I know Mr(s).X, I am his/her friend/colleague/ relation/ lover/ (whatever you think perversely)”

I am sure no one can deny this that the usage of either of these sentences varies from person to person. Why such variation?

It’s quite simple, neat and straight forward: in few cases you feel you are superior to Mr.X and in other cases you feel inferior. When you feel superior you use the first one otherwise the second one. Give a thought Jto this and let me know next time which one you used to refer me.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

You Sow What You Reap

I know many would be saying this is a wrong proverb shouldn't it be 'You reap what you sow'. Ok as usual I am giving you a different version for the old proverb.

The old proverb means if you do something bad to someone you get back the same either from that person or through some other person. My version 'you sow what you reap' is the other side of the story.

I hail from Thanjavur a small town in Tamil Nadu, India, its also called the Rice Bowl of Tamil Nadu. There is a practice in cultivation of paddy in this place that when they harvest paddy they keep a portion of the paddy which they reaped as the seeds for their next cultivation. They say its better to use the seeds from the same field than to buy seeds reaped from other fields. The concept they propound is that the seeds from the land knows the soil well and they feel at home when sowed and gives more yield than the foreign seeds.

Coming back to the topic above, I am using the above analogy in here, what normally people do is they treat others in the way they were treated, in other words they sow what they reaped. But I am going to speak only about the negative side of this(though I am B '+' ve always); we humans (I stress on the word humans I am not speaking of divinely bodies or mahatmas here) have this tendency of REVENGE.

The revenge is of different types, few give it back immediately which is far less dangerous and at times turns out to be a kick in the air with no impact at all. There is another kind, who have some psychotic touch to it (someone like me :P)who take the insult deep in to the heart and wait for that opportune moment to give it back with salt and pepper and the final and worst type goes to the extreme of giving it back in installments. (for people who have seen Vadivelu comedy I guess you can relate this to, "தெளிய வச்சி தெளிய வச்சி அடிக்கிறது")

This type of revenge is something very normal giving back what you received. For instance if a person gives you least importance when you give him special privileges show him how it will be to be at the receiving end but don't over do it.

Be a mirror and reflect what they show to you. I am in the process of sowing what I reaped off late, will tell you how it went once I am done. Cheers.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

What someone means by (s)he doesn’t know anything at all?

Ok I have come across this incident many times so many used to tell me, “I am not like you, YOU ARE VERY CLEVER (I stress on this as I am not boasting about it, it’s a factual statement which I merely stress)I don’t know anything”. But my argument is if you say you don’t know anything, it still means you know the fact that YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING right? Then your statement you don’t know anything becomes false. So never lie. Satyameva Jayathe! ! !

Genius Kamal ! ! !

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