Monday, May 11, 2009
REBELZ - Check out the poster above - I guess that will tell you what this blog is about. Yes the rebellious mates of mine are back with a bang oops sorry two bangs. Those who are at Chennai, kindly check this out and those who are not at Chennai, please book your tickets to Chennai and check out the Rebelz. I can guarantee you that your money will not go wasted. Moreover a friend of mine is acting in one of the plays, I am not going to name who she is, as I don’t want to be whacked if she doesn’t act properly. Just kidding, I don’t want to put her under pressure, so her name will be revealed after the play. Those who can guess who my friend is after you see that play, then you will be rewarded with a pint of beer when I come down to Chennai. So BE A REBEL REBEL REBEL . . .
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
24th April 2009 - 10:00 A.M.
I was sitting in my office as usual waiting for my clients to pay m
e the fees when my secretary called me and said,
“Boss we have a new client and he insists that he has to meet you perso
“Are you sure he wants to meet me?”
“Yes he insists”
“Did you show him the sign board?”
“Will I miss it? I need some forgiveness for the sins I commit with you” (Read this in a non sexual sense)
“Alright send him in”
(Knock at the door)
“Yes come in”
Enters in our Karthik, phew, I thought its someone innocent who has become a victim of me, now that its Karthik I know its going to be easy. “Yes da machan, what do you want”
“Machi I am in love with a girl da”
“Is she in love with you?”
“That’s what I want to know, Can you help me?”
“Anything for you da, shoot”
“Can you write a love letter to that girl?”
“I wont mind doing that da, but are you sure you want me to write it???”
“Alright leave me the address I will draft one and send it to her”
“Ok here is the address,
Ms Emma Watson,
“I am dead sure da”
“Alright you go then – will send the letter and send you the
27th April 2009 - 10.00 A.M.
The letter is drafted and is lying on my table which reads:
“ RE: NOTICE OF LOVE
Dear Emma Watson,
We act Messrs Karthik & Co.,
Our client’s instructed to serve this Notice of Love upon you.
We are happy to inform you that our client fell in love with you on Friday the 13th day of March, 2009. This is in reference to the movie he saw which featured you on the 10th day of March, 2009 at 15.12.
Our client also wishes to state that the probationary period of love will start immediately from 00.00 hours tonight for a period of three months. Depending on the performance of you in,
and notwithstanding his atrocities after he gets high over a cup of coke, could become permanent.
Our client wants to impose the following terms and conditions to this relationship;
1) The costs incurred during the process of this relationship, initially, should be shared between you and him in equal shares. Later, based on the growth of this relationship, our client will take a larger share of the costs.
2) After entering into the permanent period of relationship, you should not expect our client to change his habits of digging nose, farting loudly during lunch/dinner, scratching himself competing with your dog, speaking good English.
3) In the event of break up, you are supposed to return all the gifts, cards, letters given by our client to you and should not expect our client to do the same.
4) If the relationship goes to a stage where you enter into wedlock with our client all the expenses for the wedding shall be born by you.
5) The proposal stands void ab initio when you ask our client to marry you at the soonest and/or threatening to commit suicide and/or probing about the sexual interests of our client and/or hiding the previous marriage of yours from our client.
Please revert with an answer within 14 days of receipt of this notice. Otherwise, this proposal will become null and void without further notice, and our client will consider other candidates.
Also present proposal is losing its force in the event of unforeseen circumstances, force majeure, which could impede the implementation of this proposal.(These, in particular, but not limited to, include: military operations, natural disasters, legislative acts, acts of internal affairs, national security and military forces, deliberate hostile actions of your previous partners.)
With Best Regards,
Writer’s email id : email@example.com
Writer’s DID: 97710345”
6th May 2009 - 10.00 A.M.
Karthik enters in.
“Machi is that ready?”
“Yes have a look” (he reads. Read the next line after 3minutes and 23 seconds)
“Thanks da, its awesome, can you send it on my behalf?”
(With a glee in my voice) “Me??? Are you sure?”
“Sexy da, Will do”
“Ok da I have to go and click the ads in my blog page – got my ad sense approved”
(Still with the glee in the voice) “Ok da bye” (he leaves)
You know what I did? I sent the notice with this stamp at the back side of the envelope.
The rest is history. Cheers.
~~~MORAL OF THE STORY~~~
Never use a lawyer to convey your love
Saturday, April 11, 2009
This is the play we did during my 6th Standard at School. Most of you know the story where the Pandavas play the game of dice with the Gauravas and they will lose everything they had and finally pledge Draupadi/Panchali and lose her as well, then she will brought to the courtyard and will be stripped by the evil Dukshadana. What happened was, as it’s a boys school (yeah unfortunately I was put in a boys school from 6th to 12th) the Draupadi role was played by a girl like boy who was very thin, the Dukshadhan character was played by a very rough and tough boy. I played the role of Arjuna, I am always given an ordinary role, one in the corner with just one or two lines of dialogues. During the rehearsals we didn’t had the saree tied on Draupadi so it was just an air action then. On the day of the play, the primary school teacher brought two sarees in the same color and pinned it and tied it on the guy who played Draupadi and mind you he had his uniform shorts inside it. She also strictly warned the guy who played Dukshadhan not to pull the saree with force and told him to over act and does it slowly till the music stops (the background music was from some old movie). So everything was set we were on stage. Let me give a live commentary on the specific incident;
Thursday, April 2, 2009
How did the day go yesterday? How many of you fooled others and got fooled by others? Well I fooled 31 just with a status message “Arun Kumar is getting married…you are invited…ping me for more details...thanks to astrologers”.
Ha Ha Ha… I am giving you the excerpts of the chat scripts… and special thanks to G3 akka for your post here, appreciating/depreciating me.
me: Thanks :)
Nithi: who is she
me: that XXX girl u know her right...
Nithi: humm dont know i thnik
me: please keep yourself free in July... Marriage at thanjavur, everyone will be invited from your class and you know her
Nithi: hey r u serious
me: she is in my orkut albums will someone joke on this?
Nithi: i thought u r joking
me: because the astro guys said now or never
Nithi: u can and are oh
me: yes yes- she only checked the astro guy fixed this thing i told her no marriage before 28 but she said now or never as per horoscope so fixed it...
Nithi: y a XXX y not an Indian
me: I dont mind an Indian - but u dint say yes… only this XXX girl said yes so had to marry her
Nithi: parra humm nice to hear
me: :) dont forget to be free in July...
Nithi: but to say the truth i cannot believe this
me: no one can infact even i cannot
Nithi: :D any ways one word of caution be careful since she is of different culture
me: lol about? he he he she is more indianish than me :P
Nithi: really then its not a problem
me: yeah yea...she wears saree
Nithi: but born culture cannot be done away with
me: she likes cooking, she likes kids, she likes doing house works
Nithi: super.. y she likes u.. lolz
me: ha haha opposite polls attract u see
me: innaiku Date enna Nithi?
Archie: hey arun.. hw r u? u gettin married.. ??
me: Hi yes same thing happened in ya life, Joshiyum and stuff
Archie: great so wen is the weddin
me: July... with that XXX girl I told u :) at Thanjavur :)
Archie: oh ok.... congrats da
me: will u be in
Archie: whts her name
me: Good dowry u know:P
Archie: heheheh ada paavi.. nuthin planned as yt of me bein
me: yeah her dad is gifting me an Audi :P
me: and setting up a law firm in
Archie: nice.................. amzinnnnnn congrats da
me: Thank u :) thank u :)
Archie: fixd a date?
me: her name is Penelope Cruz and marriage on July 32nd :P check today's date :P
Archie: poda looosu..........................
me: ha ha ha
Archie: thedi vandhu matinendaen
Reena: congrats u just told me not now good for u
me: thank u thank u :)
Reena: same girl ?
me: yes the XXX.. it came just like a bolt in the clear sky because of the astrologers
Reena: good before
Me: btw what day is today?
Reena: check with
me: April 1st :P
Reena: so "U" got fooled by
me: i dint meet my astrologers yet but someone congratulated me sometime back for my not so near marriage :P
Reena: thik hain coffee cancel
me: ha ha aha ha wont u check the date everyday ?
Reena: i am aware this time i didnt fool ne one
me: lol but got fooled by me :P
me: sss :D Astrologers made it happen :) ask Amma in July marriage
Kirthi: congrats!_____? indian wedding?
me: ss of course Thanjavur Tamil Wedding :)
Kirthi: or christian kalyanam? NICE!!! :) :)14:29 congrats!
me: thank u thank u keep yourself free in July trip to thanjavur
Kirthi: certainly i will make it!! :) dei is this an April Fool Joke :P
me: appa kirthi finally u got it :P
akansha: congratulations are under way then... :P
me: thank u thank u
akansha: penelope said yes ?
me: nope yaar.. its arranged marriage :(
akansha: hmm... kisse? ;)
me: some software engineer in chennai.. mom has looked for me... engagement and marriage in July
akansha: u r srsly gettin married? :-o
me: yes why wat u thought?
akansha: ohh... bye bye bachelor hood then
me: that girl is a software engineer + model + theatre artist so mom thought she will be the better match lol yes.. but astrologers said either to get married before august else no marriage for life...
akansha: hehe... perfect fr u then...:D what happens to
me: may be i will act with her ;)
akansha: ohh... so when u r studyin in
me: studying in
akansha: s/w engineer.... boutique?
me: if he continues to be a software engineer she will be transferred naa? so i suggested her to start a boutique
me: as its her area- i mean fashion designing
me: ha ha ha
akansha: no srsly... 3 days bk u were lik i m goin to
me: yeah life is not stable
akansha: so unstable! wud scare me off....
me: he he he saggitarian re wat to do
akansha: arrey i m a saggi too
me: btw do u know wat day is today???
akansha: arrrggghhhh! i m a non believer fr d rest f d day
akansha: i feel lik strangling
me: he haw he haw he haw
akansha: hw many hv u fooled abhi tak?
me: 10 to 15
me: yes da
Abinav: sorry forgot the date
me: wish pannathanae vanthey lol :P ha ha ha vidu u r the 24th victim
Abinav: pozhappa paunga da dei… iddellam oru pozhappa
Abinav: dinner innikku erangathu unnala
Kanagu: hello boss
me: hi nanba
Kanagu: epo kalyanam??
me: appuram kalyanam july la
Kanagu: oh.. july la yah?? enga.. chennai ah
Kanagu: invite pannuveengala??
me: kandipaa ithu enna kelvi boss.. aana innaiku enna datenu nyabagam illama emantha 23rd aalu neenga :p
Kanagu: oh.. cha.. modhal liye karthik ku ping pannama vittutane ..oh god
Subz: u r kidding :P
me: hey no its true its in July dont forget u r the bride;s maid
Subz: :O tell me d full masala
me: ok what happened is amma saw some astro guy and he said i shud get married before august else no marriage
Subz: oohhh andddd
me: so she spoke with _____ and its fixed :)
me: we are getting married in July
me: btw welcome to the club u r the 26th victim check the date today :P
Subz: bloddy idiot!!!!! by the way 27 and 28 r my parents :P
me: :P ha ha ha u told them too :P ha ha h aha
skkrithika: hi whats this?
me: hey hi yes will send the invites soon July marriage
skkrithika: where is the wedding
me: some astro stuff amma said - ______ is the girl.. Wedding at Thanjavur..
skkrithika: cool is the date fixed? what astro stuff?
me: yes july 12th
me: some astro guy said i shud get married by August this year
skkrithika: how come anni agreed to it
me: else will never get nmarried she said yes ... my mom spoke to her
skkrithika: ooooooooooooh how come anni agreed to it ok ok
me: krithika welcome to the club u r the 25th :P innaiku date enna
skkrithika: anna come back to
Me: Hi sou
Sou: hellooo congrats da
Me: thanks for what???
Sou: hahahahahahaha u gettin married rite?
Me: lol so u r the 30th :P I guess its still April 1st in US :P
Sou: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr poda.. No body fooled me other than u today huh
Me: ha ha ha ha ha ha..... U r the 30th so chillax... :P
me: yes in July dint i tell u? i guess I told u
me: ok July I am getting married to that XXX girl... Thanjavur...some astro guy told my mom that I shud get married before august else i wont get married at all...
me: so in JULY btw u r the 31st fool :P
me: to fell for this :P
me: nambiten :P
me: ha ha ha LOL :P
Do these people still believe me???
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