Monday, February 9, 2009

Dear Anonymous… (Explicit contents)



Dear Anonymous,

This is Daisy, remember me? No? Yeah how will you remember me, I was just known to you last night like how you know Jessica last week Friday night. So how did you feel last night? Did I make you happy? Satisfied your hunger? My other customers say I am very good in bed, I should live up to the expectations you see. I always wanted to be the best in whatever I do; I was the university topper in my course. What stunned eh? What you said you were a diploma holder in fitting and welding right? You know my degree? I am a master degree holder in English literature and Jessica she is a science graduate. You may ask me why dint I tell you last night, do you think they really need a qualification from a university to be in this profession?

Yeah, you are right, why the hell I should sell my body. I will give you my history may be you can understand me perfectly; I was born in Cagayan de Oro, Philippines some 25 years back to an accountant father and a mother who ran with a carpenter after giving birth to my 2 year younger brother and 5 year younger sister. My dad decided not to fall foolishly in love with another woman and give her away to a plumber. So all was well till my 17th year and 5th month on this earth, then it all started, wait before going into the sad part of the story I have to tell you this refer the pic I have attached, this is how my city becomes when it rains, I mean a normal rain on a normal day will do this sort of thing, so imagine what happens we meet with a flood? Devastation is the word, oops I am sorry I am not sure whether you know the meaning of the word Devastation with your diploma degree, in words in which you can understand, it simply took away my father’s life along with his office and our car, it also washed away most of our household things including my degree certificates and the gold medal they gave me in the university. So, like any other story I also landed up in hunger and the responsibility to save the other two, so ended up meeting Sam’s mom, she offered me this job in this place. I had no other option but to take it up.

You know what I never drank in my life before I came here and I don’t like the taste of beer (I hope you will remember this and get me Bacardi next time). You were boasting your co drinkers yesterday that you can drink 6 pints of beer in one go, tell me this can you drink so much every night? But I can do or I should do rather as I don’t have an option, I don’t want my sister to do this job any day so for her I can do it, so who is a better drinker now mm? Well you were complaining about your boss bossing around you and if I have to go to the loo I have to ask your permission, yeah you were kind enough to let me go yesternight but there were chauvinists who threw their bossing skills on me which they cannot show it on their own wives and had made me to keep the nature calls in call waiting for hours, bastards I wish someday I can cork their cock and make them 'cantpee' buggers. I should tell you this too dude, you are not hot neither a hunk as you claimed you are. You are pathetic in screwing me and you even teased me about my boobs, yeah it’s not big but a guy should not have a bitchy boobs man, but you had it and you farted twice last night, you still think you are hunk? You were complaining about your country to me last night, know what every country has problem man, no country is perfect. I hope at least in your country they don’t send the girls out of the country to sell their flesh. So cheer up honey.

Do you think your situation is bad eh? I always made to sleep by 9:30p.m. by my dad; I always loved to eat chocolate but today the more time I am awake I make more money and chocolates are sold at 4$ which is very expensive for me, it’s been 3 months since I bought chocolates. Do you think your life still looks bad eh?

Anyways it’s time for me to go to my work, its 6:30p.m. and my work starts at 7:00p.m. I end my letter here and I am not gonna post it to you. Hope to see you next Saturday night.

With lust,

Daisy

P.S: I got this pic on email from one of my co workers, check it out and have a good laugh at this time of recession. Cheers.

58 comments:

G3 said...

Me the first :)

G3 said...

:(

enna soldradhunnu therila...

Kaycee said...

Suggestion: Instead of writing it to "Anonymous", how about "I don't know your name, and I don't care what it is"?

Archana said...

Arun,

Why suddenly? Like G3 said 'enna solradhunu terila'. I am thankful in my life for EVERY LITTLE THING this oment. And this evening i was contemplating why life sucks big time:-)Some revelation!

Vinnie said...

Lance, everythng alright ?? :):)
yeah my Life is good, thanks for showing it to me:)

now, tell me who is Daisy ???

Lancelot said...

@ G3

vazhthukkal ungalluku innaiku evening mulaga bachiyum roasted cornum from Marina...enna solrathunu therilanuttu sollitinga??

Lancelot said...

@ Krits

Suggestion ok- aana my heroine is educated, she met him only last night- wont it be illogical to say she does not even remember his name the very next night??? She knows his name- but to protect his identity (work ethics) she makes it anonymous...

Lancelot said...

@ Ms Pan (don't reveal your name-James Bond secret code come on)

Good that you have some revelation... read more of Harry Potter - it teaches you so many things I am happy these days because of the lessons I learnt from that book...

Lancelot said...

@ Vin

Everything is perfect..

Have u ever played Mario in video games? If so you will know who Daisy is and Jessica - Mambo No. 5 (Little bit of Jessica in my life)...if not then Meet Ms Daisy and Ms Jessica...

Senorita said...

@ Lancelot...I will never say my life sucks, promise...

Lancelot said...

@ sen & others

to be frank with you I just penned this very randomly never thought the blog can be interpreted in this way, but reading them with your comments gives the blog a new meaning...co-incidentally, the feelings i had were the same, complaining about my current life to myself and also fighting with the other feelings- like the people suffering in Africa and other country, I am better than them any day...may be thats what has come down as this blog...thanks a lot dear fellow bloggers for making me to realise what I write...

Karthik said...

Dont put a twist at the end tat am the anonymous....

gils said...

hmm..vidhyasamanaa post...stylishly written

Charmed One! said...

It was a very emotional post at the beginning ... was getting a soft corner for that Daisy gal...

But that last picture about recession bought back the smile :) ...

Karthik said...

Idhu ore peelings of phillipines ah irukku.. naa edhuvum comment panna virumbala... aprom u'll link me with anonymous... enakku thevaya??? Adhutha post la unnai paathukuren.. angg!!!

Lavanya said...

Enna feeelingsu!!!!

Lancelot said...

@ Gils

thanks for ya first arrival and comment- u r blogrolled...and nandri hein font Lucida handwriting athan stylishaa irukku :P

Lancelot said...

@ Charmed one

He he he...yeah sadness is part of life but that should not be the status quo...Thiruvalluvar (a great tamil poet) said "Idukkan Varungal naguga" which means laugh when you suffer...so I always make it a point not to worry too much- like Hagrid said "Whatever will happen will happen and you have to face it when it does"

Lancelot said...

@ Lavanya Akka

Nandri hein...ellam pugalum gap10nukae :P

Karthick Krishna CS said...

@LL
Arangetram part 2??

Lancelot said...

@ all

As Kartik is pleading too much, yes he is the anonymous he is the one who met Daisy and Daisy wrote him this letter- which was passed to me by him and I have posted it here...

@ Kartik
I told you i will not tell anyone about it but you made me to tell it to all...I am not liable..

Lancelot said...

@ KK

Which Arangetram bro?

Karthick Krishna CS said...

@ll
that balachandar movie arangetram.. wher the main protagonist playss prostitute for her family.. பாக்கலயா???

Lancelot said...

@ kaki

prameela?? I have heard about it...but dint get a chance to watch it...

Karthick Krishna CS said...

@LL
அதேதான்...

Ramani!!! said...

Beautifully written Arun. Very nice article which showers the emotion of a girl. I am sure if daisy happens to read this she will cry. There are thousands of Daisy's all over the world and hope the society does something for them. Coz without them the society will not be what it is now.

Kaycee said...

Logic vechu konnuta po! Seri, take a look at this http://archives.obs-us.com/obs/english/films/mx/aphro/top.htm

Lancelot said...

@ Kaki

I quote "ennada enna Arangetram Prameela mathiri aakitingaa" find the movie...

Lancelot said...

@ ramani Anna

Thalai thangal muthal varugaikkum commentiyatharkum nandri vanthanam,,,

and so true the society should do something about it...I wrote a letter to the Health Ministry to legalise prostitution and make it as a regularised one (with a detailed analysis of how it aids in increase in AIDS patients)...but no reply from them till date...ennaikuthan namma arasiyal vaathinga thiruntha porangalo???

Lancelot said...

@ Krits...

Website parthen..athulla enna matternu puriyala?naama thathu edukanum illa nammala thathu edupaangala..ore conpesiona irukku ba...

VASAVAN said...

Me the 31st....
Chumma sollakkoodaathu, unmayileye kalakku kalakkunnu kalakkureenga lancelot. Super.

VASAVAN said...

//Beautifully written Arun. Very nice article which showers the emotion of a girl. I am sure if daisy happens to read this she will cry. There are thousands of Daisy's all over the world and hope the society does something for them. Coz without them the society will not be what it is now.//

Superb... Naan solla ninatchathu... Ramani sollittaaru...

Lancelot said...

@ vasavan


anna thaliva enna bethi mathirai aakitingalae :P...nandri for the comments...

Thoorika said...

Life la ipdi nariya peru irukange.. :( and life doesn't have any plans to treat them in any good way either!!

Lancelot said...

Actually not- there are people who treat such people in good way...I know NGO's who reform such girls and make them in good path- life never just treats everyone badly - it gives us loads of opportunities and it all depends on how we use it and crab it...

Azurely Misticoe said...

Its interesting, but i wish you had written it a little more seriously - meaning her emotions - anger, frustration, love - could have been explored a little more! Explored and exploited! :) But, yes - Looking at everything through her mind is creativity! Nice creativity.

Lancelot said...

@ Sahana

i just started writing something and landed up writing this and i made sure it dint sound too sorrowful and in depth wanted to touch the subject lightly...

//her emotions - anger, frustration, love - could have been explored a little more! Explored and exploited!//

the best thing about the prostitutes is that
they dont show their emotions at all
they will become strong like a wood...

RAD MADHAV said...

Nalla erukku thala, 'Explicit contents' nu yen podureenga. neenga unmayaththaane sonnenga.

“The prostitute is not, as feminists claim, the victim of men but rather their conqueror, an outlaw who controls the sexual channel between nature and culture.”

"Prostitutes are holy angels sent by god to suck men's sin by sin"

GAYATHRI said...

God!!!am nearly in tears..i came home..was cryin over fone to mom sayin i hate lif i ve lots of works etc nd overtaxed etc....God bless the poor creature daisy!!she opened my eyes..God has been very kind to me:(
very touchin i say!!gr8 wrk!!

Lancelot said...

@ Rad Madhav (thalai unga neja perru enna?)

Explicit contents is for Kartik mathiri chinna pasangalluku...atha padichittu kettu poitaangana..?Prostitutes pathi ivlo quote enga pudichinga thalai??dubai la ivanga nadamaattam kammi thaanae?

Lancelot said...

@ gayathri

Its been 4 years since i stopped expecting great things in life..I am enjoying my life as it is and contented with what I have (that doesn;t mean i am sacrificing and stuff)...thanks to Harry Potter as I said before- it taught me so many things in life...may be u shud read it again and again and again...

kanaguonline said...

Well written and it touched me Lancelot.. not much to say.. I am moved..

Lancelot said...

@ kanagu

nandri thalaiva...

swathi paul(dew drop) said...

nice

Lancelot said...

thanks swats...

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Karthick Krishna CS said...

@LL
don remember... some vivek... ellam ore madhiri irukke...

Lancelot said...

@ kirthi

Thanks madam but nothing can beat your crushed Gulmohars :)

Lancelot said...

@ Kaki

vivek in Run...after he will kidnapped by Doctor prakash and made to act in a porn movie...

RAD MADHAV said...

//@ Rad Madhav (thalai unga neja perru enna?)

Explicit contents is for Kartik mathiri chinna pasangalluku...atha padichittu kettu poitaangana..?Prostitutes pathi ivlo quote enga pudichinga thalai??dubai la ivanga nadamaattam kammi thaanae?//

Thala, Karthick avvalavu chinna payyana? blog paththen. nallaaaaaaaaa...pinjile paluththa palam. romba nalla payyan

Dubai la ivunga nadamaattama..., nadamaattameythan. iraqla america military maathiri inga niranju kidakku. romba mosam.

moi said...

Macha who is daisy??? nice post and the last image brought a smile....recession time after all!!

Lancelot said...

@ rad madhav

Avan appadithan effect viduvaan but unmayallae chinna payan thaan... :P

and dubaikku avanukku oru ticket pottu anupren..konjam avanukku ulagatha puriyaa vaingaa :P

Lancelot said...

@ Moi

Have u ever played Mario in video games? If so you will know who Daisy is and Jessica - Mambo No. 5 (Little bit of Jessica in my life)...if not then Meet Ms Daisy and Ms Jessica...

and yeah anytime i will be kicked out of Singapore...

viji said...

=( i couldnt laugh.

anyway very nice. :)

p/s: speechless.

Lancelot said...

@ viji

i cudn't laugh - inga laugh panraa mathiri oru matterum eluthalaya??

viji said...

dunno konjam serious aah aiten.. nalla vele..ICU admite panera alavuku serious ille. ippo fine. :D

Lancelot said...

@ Viji

en eppadi ethukku eppadi inbtha mathiri mokkai naan primary schoola pottathu atha poi velai parkum pothu podriyaa...neeyellam annan thambikuda porakkulaa? :P

Genius Kamal ! ! !

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