the despo guys who doesn’t have girl friend and who wants to pick a girl tomorrow and take her out on a date. (This doesn’t mean Kartik is desperate and he asked me to write this blog to help him and his likeabouts). I am trying to give it as a dialogue between a XY and XX. 
Situation- 1
(XY and XX- any place like bike stand, bus stand, before the toilet)
XX: Tomorrow? What’s special about tomorrow? (It shows she is still single and not interested in western ideologies, so better to cut this sequence short and show your self a like minded like her)
XY: Oh nothing, they say its Valentine’s Day tomorrow so just asked you about it. Alright then if you are free shall we go to temple tomorrow? It will be free of those love birds for the first time.
XX: Yeah da sure, we will meet tomorrow at 6p.m. at Kabaleeshwar temple.
(later the same day at home to her mom, “Ma, XY is really good you know he is not going anywhere tomorrow for that stupid Valentine’s day thing he called me for temple, I am going tomorrow” Of course the mom of such a girl will be just like her and will reply, “Eshwara, such a good boy in this century eh? You should only do friendship with him”. The next day at temple after completing the worship, XY asks XX, “Hey I am having a very bad headache shall we go and have a coffee in that shop” XX, “Sure da”. There you go you have got yourself a date on Valentine’s Day and took her out for coffee as well.)
Situation- 2
(XY and XX- any place like bike stand, bus stand, before the toilet)
XY: Hi what plan’s tomorrow yaar?
XX: Tomorrow nothing yaar, Valentine’s Day is for lovers not for me. (Means she is single, lucky you- else she will say I am going out with my boy friend da…your reply should be, “Oh that’s cool- check my ears there is no smoke”)
XY: Oh! How come? Such a combo- beauty with brains- still single? That’s weird… (XX – clean bowled)
XX: He He He…Just like that…so what plans for you sir?
XY: Nothing yaar…no girl will like me yaar…me still single… only my dog loves me yaar.
XX: Hey don’t say like that… You can get girls like this yaar (snapping her fingers)… Why not ask someone out yaar, I am sure no one can resist you…
XY: Don’t pull my legs yaar…
XX: No No I swear…
XY: Oh then will you come with me tomorrow to the disc? As you are also single lets go and let our hair lose?
XX: (she can give you two replies) He He He smart move… lets go tomorrow then…
[Or] Sorry yaar I cannot come…
XY: (If the reply is the later one, start the old record again) See I told you no girl will come with me… never mind…
(The options are either she will come with you or she will think you are a real despo case, nevertheless try this with as many girls till someone say yes)
Situation- 3
(XY and XX- any place like classroom, bike stand, bus stand, before the toilet) (Pick the single cute girl and make her tell you THANKS or THANKS A TON, for instance…)
XY: Hey you missed your book in the science lab here it is…
XX: Oh Thanks…
XY: Hey can’t escape just with a simple thanks, buy me a cup of coffee tomorrow… (Now she cannot escape)
[Or]
XY: Hey you missed your book in the science lab here it is…
XX: Hey Thanks a ton…without this book how will I prepare for the exams on Monday…
XY: A Ton eh? It’s too heavy to carry back home instead you take it back and buy me a cup of coffee tomorrow… (caught)
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
With love,
Lancelot
P.S: A LOT CAN HAPPEN OVER A COFFEE- but how to drag it forward depends solely on you.
P.P.S: For those who don’t understand the usage of XX and XY- XX refers to the female chromosomes and XY 
refers to the male chromosomes.
P.P.P.S: As many of you have not understood the story, “THE CONFUSED GHOST”, I am adding this explanation; well did you read the card it shows that the frenchie guy is a Ventriloquist, means a person who can reproduce sounds without moving his lips. He is the one who made the shrieking noise which made our Mr Ghost to be scared of his death. If you remember, you will see through the eyes of the ghost that the frenchie guy was bargaining with the owner for the price, despite of the fact that he heard about our Mr Ghost’s gimmicks, it means he doesn’t believe in ghosts and just that he wanted to buy this place at low cost, so he is now chasing the other interested party out so he will become the sole buyer and can get a low price for the same. THE END.
And CCTV is a closed circuit television.
P.P.P.P.S: Again the pic in negative is a lead for something big.
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