Now as to the second part of this series, in the last post you read about Mr Noah, now it’s the time to read about Shiva.
LORD SHIVA: Meet Mr Shiva- the Destroyer. Shiva literally means the auspicious one. Shiva is considered as the destroyer. Alright I am sure most of you know him (How many of you are the hardcore fans of the Sitcom OM NAMAH SHIVAYAH in DD??? – I Just Love the show), he is also known as Rudra. 
He has several names one among it is Pichandi (means Beggar – BHIKSHA means begging or seeking alms- One of Shiva’s story is about he carrying a skull in his hand and begging (Please note this, I will tell you what’s its significance in the Viracocha part). After the Dwapara Yuga, the Hindu myth says that there was a great Deluge (Please note that every mythology – civilization speaks about this Deluge- may be I should write a separate blog on the same). The myth says that this great Deluge was created by Lord Shiva to destroy the people on earth as he was not happy with the way they lived. How it happened? Shiva called Mr Brahma and said, “Excuse me Brahma dude, can you please put the seeds of creation in a pot and keep on Mount Kumaru?” Brahma asked, “Why should I do that buddy?” Shiva replied, “Man these human buggers (for tamilians மானுடபதர்கள்) are bugging me, I am gonna flush them out, so you better save some seeds for recreating them after the flushing” Brahma was shocked but as he cannot oppose Lord Shiva, all he said was, “Yo bro ! ! !” (Ok they were the first official rappers- who feel like God). So Lord Brahma went and took a pot (Kumbam- refer the pic 
for the model kumbam) and put the seeds of creation (one male and one female of each) and kept it on 
he covered from sky to earth) and flushed the world and people with flood. Once he washed out all the sinners, he summoned Michael Westmore (Kamalji’s makeup man in Dasavatharam) and asked him to change his getup as a hunter, Mike did the same. Then he took an arrow and shot it using a bow and broke the pot (Kumbam) into pieces and the seeds of creation came into the land and from there the new generation of species started. The place where the pot broken is Kumbakonam (in Thanjavur District, Tamil Nadu) and there you have the (Please Note: There is also another version of the story in Hindu Mythology- which I am not going deep into as that is related to Mr Manu- the sole cause for the caste discrimination in India- according to that story - Manu was washing his hands in a river when a little fish swam into his hands and begged him to save its life. He put it in a jar, which it soon outgrew; he successively moved it to a tank, a river and then the ocean. The fish then warned him that a deluge would occur in a week that would destroy all life. Manu therefore built a boat which the fish towed to a mountaintop when the flood came, and thus he survived along with some "seeds of life" to re-establish life on earth. The fish is none other than Vishnu in his 
Matsya Avatar- seems like 2 versions for this Avatar too)
Next meet the most interesting Virococha or Viracocha.
VIROCOCHA: Meet Mr Virococha- the Incan God. Virococha or Verococha literally means “Sea Foam”. Britannica refers him as, “Creator god of the pre-Inca inhabitants of 
He was represented as wearing the sun for a crown, with thunderbolts in his hands, and tears descending from his eyes as rain. Further the Inca mythology says that he made the sun, moon, and the stars, he made mankind by breathing into stones; he wandered the earth disguised as a beggar (now you know why I mentioned about Pichandi), teaching his new creations the basics of civilization, as well as working numerous miracles. Now coming to the flood part of the story, Virococha was displeased with his first creation, who were brainless giants, so he destroyed them with floods and made a new, better one from smaller stones. Unu Pachakuti is the name of the flood caused by Viracocha to destroy the giants.
“YOU’VE GOT A MESSAGE”: “Dear humans, this is God here, don’t ask me whether I am Shiva or Jesus or Allah, I am just one, its you who gave me so many different names, you can call me as you wish, but don’t fight in my name, because its illogical to fight within oneself. By the way, what the hell have you done to my earth, when I created the earth it was not like this, there were no industries, no pollution, no automobiles. Earth is my master piece (I like moon too but still earth comes first) and you morons have ruined it with your shit. Don’t you understand the message your forefathers have left you through Noah, Virococha and Shiva’s stories- that if you are disgraceful, I will destroy you (No, I didn’t promise Noah that I will not destroy earth again, even if I have promised him, rainbow is under my control, what if I don’t make the rainbow appear at all?) and I have been giving you warnings by means of earth quakes, tsunamis, raise of sea level and so many other stuffs, I have implanted the problem of global warming in the brains of few who are shouting at different decibels. So you better wake up and stop polluting my earth. Remember you are just a tenant and not the owner. P.S: Arun is the hottest guy in my creation”
THE END
P.S: The P.S in the SMS was written by me and not by god, so just chillax maadi he he he…
