Dear friends, I am not allowed to write in my blog today. Some of you know my alter ego “Siluvai”. He usually appears to comment in Kartik’s blog and now he and Nattamai has joined together as copy cats and have started blogging “here”. For the purpose of their copy cats blog both of them were learning English and Siluvai failed in his English exams. In order to practice his English he is blogging here today about various things like Introducing himself, narrating his love story (like how he met his wife Munimma, how they married etc). So, I pity you all and pray that you should not forget English. Let me give way to Mr Saltkottai Siluvai.
“Single Tea with Siluvai”
Ladies and gents, good morning. Me name is Siluvai, I from Saltkottai. I good look. You doubt see pixture this. No face because I show late. That pic I wear is name Lungi.
I today blog. First I see my Kuppam, on English it called Slum. Me one slumdog but no millionaire. This pixture show my slum.
I live 2 houses next to that house. Don’t question interfere. Me job fish catching, I drive ship, I net put in sea, fish catch the net evening, I home bring, Munimma sell fish. I know you question, “Who Munimma?” Munimma my husband and me his wife. Munimma good figure. I first meet in Church on Sunday not in the afternoon, not in the evening but the other time. First meet I shy, she shy, everybody shy. Next meet tsunami. She, I Tsunami hit and put in tree, she catch me I no fall, she life my save. I fall not from tree but fall love in Munimma. But I no not she love me, so I tell her no. One month after I go to tea shop, she come to shop to buy bonda (for non tamils – bonda is one round straight shape eating with hole inside, this hole full of sponge yellow color, with onions, chilli, put in oil, fry eat, tasty good) I see she, she see I. Eye, eye meeting, I tell tea owner, “Sir put bonda well, she my close friend” She smile, she say she go church in evening, I understand she call me to come. Evening I put new underwear, baniyan, lungi, shirt. I go church, she wait church backside, I see she see, we go beach, we sit by the ship. We no talk. It start black sky, moon no, sun no, stars only yes. I see she, I romantic my lips join I go front.
I fear she slap. But I get current shock. She kiss I, I get current shock.
I love she, she love me. We marriage. We buy cow we buy hen. Now we rich we happy.
Me Munimma super figure, structure super when wear Saree. She pixture here. Kartik and other bloggers, she you sister.
Me go now, go to fish inside the sea. How my English? If you like I write else no write.
With loves,
Siluvai.
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You put one nice post, good post, super post, all look good, your picture good, lungi good, very good, you know, i know this good post, but this post i know same same viji first post some 15 days before.
Totally a current post, but no electric shock post even nice post. I think you copy viji post, may be viji copy your post, so, totally confuse post. But actually a very very good nice post.
i know you and karthic joint. really very touching touching, so good and after good good posts are coming then very very good.
I know this muniamma, small sister paravai muniamma. sitting my near house. good lady I know, but sometimes old lady even good lady.
I know three, four photos you. But why first photo face cutting. I dont know, may be you know. But the lungi is very very good. Original Madurai Sangu Mark Lungi. Where you taking this picture. I know, but others do not know, this is from Madurai Mariamman Teppakulam. Sorry I tell truth and all know means big big problem for you. sorry yaar. but i not forget this lungi. I love lungi design more more than this nice good post.
No... No... No go inside sea, it is big problem. then how you take inside gas, you know otherwise you go to up. Up means not outside, top...top. I think you under or upper stand. Take care. In Sea, Big big fish, whale, hippo... all comes. so always stand outside sea. good for you. care take.
No, No You very very poor in english. Elephant is big, black, big trunk, small eyes, But You know, Whale Oh Me God, big body, big eyes, big nose, very dangerous, You No...Know? too much bad.
//Thoorika whattay english.. i frgt my englipish..!!
PS : Be careful .. remove that photo.. otherwise blogger will delete ur blog soon !!:D// you bad bad…why remove I the photo? Blogger more money I blog…I no fear blog
Mahatma'vuku konjam vela michamaayirukkumla, kadavule, Kadavule :-))// Me plan next, go UK speak English Brown I take bugginggum palace, I the raja u the manthiri..
//Ramani... hi siulva... how are you... aama onakku yaarum machinichi irukka... irundha sollu... naan adha root vidaren.. [:D]
summa solla koodadhu... your muniyamma is a good wood... :P// I 5 machinis – 1) Melody Thornton,2) Jessica Sutta,3) Ashley Roberts,4) Kimberly Wyatt and 5) Carmit Bachar all sell Poonai bommais in Pondy Bazaar…
//lynda ann Like Like :))) (teach a man/woman to fish--rich for life,okey??) Linda Ann// Akka this is lancelot- I never expected Siluvai to change you also- Hope Obama doesn’t sue me for changing his people (the CHANGE IS HERE) Akka me Siluvai, the Lancelot no listen, me stand u I teach fish to catch u money ok?
//ஆளவந்தான் // yow yow..venayya... erkanave intha post padiche light aah kannule rathemum..kaatule pogaiyum varutu.. ithule english poem veraiya... //
@Lancelot.. kettuchaa.. light'a thaan varuthaam.. veeriyam paththaahtu.. un kitta irunthu innum neraya ethir paakurom :))// Anna don’t encourage siluvai then he will not let me post in this blog…
//ஆளவந்தான் 100 ..... சிங்கம் சிங்கிளா வந்து செஞ்சுரி அடிச்சுடுச்சு..
சிலுவை.. ஒரு ”சுறா” புட்டு சுறா சைஸ்ல மினிமா கையால செஞ்சு பார்சல் அனுப்பேன் :)))// Hi Rulingcomer nice too meeting you… u the century put I give u sunda porridge, munima mixing..u call Tendulkar in of blogosphere. U century I manchuri…
there is "prima facia " evidence you have a subliminal desire for or to have a purushan like munimma.:)) and as rav madhav says -sometimes old lady like linda ann is gooD lady also. thanks gor sharing your blogs- NAMASTE.tamilnadu
there is "prima facia " evidence you have a subliminal desire for or to have a purushan like munimma.:)) and as rav madhav says -sometimes old lady like linda ann is gooD lady also. thanks gor sharing your blogs- NAMASTE.tamilnadu//
Hi akka Lancelot here... I don't have such desires, because Munimma is Siluvai's wife - :P I prefer only Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek, Catherine Zeta Jones,Emma Watson, Keira Knightley etc etc...
and he he he using what Rad mad said in your favor I see :P
and NAMASTE is HINDI- VANNAKAM is the tamil equivalent of Namaste- so it should be Vanakkam Tamil Nadu :)
I the teacher of the Shakosopeari, and wordusuworthee...I teach english them, also TR my student... I the teacher, I the write the dialogue that movie...
brother siluvai!no telling me about munimma...no nice..angry me[x-(]when treating for kannaalam..date and place say..me come:) by:englishai thappa pesa try panni irukum thangaachi[:P]u see..me walk english talk english sleep english[:p]
brother siluvai!no telling me about munimma...no nice..angry me[x-(]when treating for kannaalam..date and place say..me come:) by:englishai thappa pesa try panni irukum thangaachi[:P]u see..me walk english talk english sleep english[:p]//
u the forget u the stand the backside- help the thaali katting...u the naathanar of munimma how the u forget??? u give the moi first me give the treat next...
we speak good english- Kartik the bad english...disgrace to tthe family he...
wow...Siluvai the happy, I the resign munimma as wife put her with Lancelot- I the come umbai in my ship take u in marriage - we the marriage soon... I DO LOVE YOU
