Dear all,
How did the day go yesterday? How many of you fooled others and got fooled by others? Well I fooled 31 just with a status message “Arun Kumar is getting married…you are invited…ping me for more details...thanks to astrologers”.
Ha Ha Ha… I am giving you the excerpts of the chat scripts… and special thanks to G3 akka for your post here, appreciating/depreciating me.
Nithi: congrats
me: Thanks :)
Nithi: who is she
me: that XXX girl u know her right...
Nithi: humm dont know i thnik
me: please keep yourself free in July... Marriage at thanjavur, everyone will be invited from your class and you know her
Nithi: hey r u serious
me: she is in my orkut albums will someone joke on this?
Nithi: i thought u r joking
me: because the astro guys said now or never
Nithi: u can and are oh
me: yes yes- she only checked the astro guy fixed this thing i told her no marriage before 28 but she said now or never as per horoscope so fixed it...
Nithi: y a XXX y not an Indian
me: I dont mind an Indian - but u dint say yes… only this XXX girl said yes so had to marry her
Nithi: parra humm nice to hear
me: :) dont forget to be free in July...
Nithi: but to say the truth i cannot believe this
me: no one can infact even i cannot
Nithi: :D any ways one word of caution be careful since she is of different culture
me: lol about? he he he she is more indianish than me :P
Nithi: really then its not a problem
me: yeah yea...she wears saree
Nithi: but born culture cannot be done away with
me: she likes cooking, she likes kids, she likes doing house works
Nithi: super.. y she likes u.. lolz
me: ha haha opposite polls attract u see
Nithi: ya
me: innaiku Date enna Nithi?
Nithi: oh my god
Archie: hey arun.. hw r u? u gettin married.. ??
me: Hi yes same thing happened in ya life, Joshiyum and stuff
Archie: great so wen is the weddin
me: July... with that XXX girl I told u :) at Thanjavur :)
Archie: oh ok.... congrats da
me: will u be in
Archie: whts her name
me: Good dowry u know:P
Archie: heheheh ada paavi.. nuthin planned as yt of me bein
me: yeah her dad is gifting me an Audi :P
Archie: oooooo
me: and setting up a law firm in
Archie: nice.................. amzinnnnnn congrats da
me: Thank u :) thank u :)
Archie: fixd a date?
me: her name is Penelope Cruz and marriage on July 32nd :P check today's date :P
Archie: poda looosu..........................
me: ha ha ha
Archie: thedi vandhu matinendaen
me: ha ha ha ha
Reena: congrats u just told me not now good for u
me: thank u thank u :)
Reena: same girl ?
me: yes the XXX.. it came just like a bolt in the clear sky because of the astrologers
Reena: good before
me: before
Reena: in
me:
Reena: congrats
Me: btw what day is today?
Reena: check with
me: April 1st :P
Reena: so "U" got fooled by
me: i dint meet my astrologers yet but someone congratulated me sometime back for my not so near marriage :P
Reena: thik hain coffee cancel
me: ha ha aha ha wont u check the date everyday ?
Reena: i am aware this time i didnt fool ne one
me: lol but got fooled by me :P
Reena: uff
Kirthi: WHAT?
me: sss :D Astrologers made it happen :) ask Amma in July marriage
Kirthi: congrats!_____? indian wedding?
me: ss of course Thanjavur Tamil Wedding :)
Kirthi: or christian kalyanam? NICE!!! :) :)14:29 congrats!
me: thank u thank u keep yourself free in July trip to thanjavur
Kirthi: certainly i will make it!! :) dei is this an April Fool Joke :P
me: appa kirthi finally u got it :P
Kirthi: lol :) Mad fellow
akansha: congratulations are under way then... :P
me: thank u thank u
akansha: penelope said yes ?
me: nope yaar.. its arranged marriage :(
akansha: hmm... kisse? ;)
me: some software engineer in chennai.. mom has looked for me... engagement and marriage in July
akansha: u r srsly gettin married? :-o
me: yes why wat u thought?
akansha: ohh... bye bye bachelor hood then
me: that girl is a software engineer + model + theatre artist so mom thought she will be the better match lol yes.. but astrologers said either to get married before august else no marriage for life...
akansha: hehe... perfect fr u then...:D what happens to
me: may be i will act with her ;)
akansha: ohh... so when u r studyin in
me: studying in
akansha: s/w engineer.... boutique?
me: if he continues to be a software engineer she will be transferred naa? so i suggested her to start a boutique
akansha: hmm....
me: as its her area- i mean fashion designing
akansha: k...
me: ha ha ha
akansha: no srsly... 3 days bk u were lik i m goin to
me: yeah life is not stable
akansha: so unstable! wud scare me off....
me: he he he saggitarian re wat to do
akansha: arrey i m a saggi too
me: btw do u know wat day is today???
akansha: SHIT
me: :P
akansha: arrrggghhhh! i m a non believer fr d rest f d day
akansha: i feel lik strangling
me: he haw he haw he haw
akansha: hw many hv u fooled abhi tak?
me: 10 to 15
akansha: arrgh!
me: he he he he
Abinav: dude
me: yes da
Abinav: sorry forgot the date
me: :P
Abinav: took
me: wish pannathanae vanthey lol :P ha ha ha vidu u r the 24th victim
Abinav: pozhappa paunga da dei… iddellam oru pozhappa
me: :P
Abinav: dinner innikku erangathu unnala
me: lol :P neraya perukku erangathu
Kanagu: hello boss
me: hi nanba
Kanagu: epo kalyanam??
me: appuram kalyanam july la
Kanagu: oh.. july la yah?? enga.. chennai ah
me: thanjavur
Kanagu: invite pannuveengala??
me: kandipaa ithu enna kelvi boss.. aana innaiku enna datenu nyabagam illama emantha 23rd aalu neenga :p
Kanagu: oh.. cha.. modhal liye karthik ku ping pannama vittutane ..oh god
me: :P
Subz: u r kidding :P
me: hey no its true its in July dont forget u r the bride;s maid
Subz: who??______?
me: yes
Subz: :O tell me d full masala
me: ok what happened is amma saw some astro guy and he said i shud get married before august else no marriage
Subz: oohhh andddd
me: so she spoke with _____ and its fixed :)
Subz: andddd?
me: we are getting married in July
Subz: wow!!!!!
me: btw welcome to the club u r the 26th victim check the date today :P
Subz: bloddy idiot!!!!! by the way 27 and 28 r my parents :P
me: :P ha ha ha u told them too :P ha ha h aha
Subz: idiot
skkrithika: hi whats this?
me: hey hi yes will send the invites soon July marriage
skkrithika: where is the wedding
me: some astro stuff amma said - ______ is the girl.. Wedding at Thanjavur..
skkrithika: cool is the date fixed? what astro stuff?
me: yes july 12th
skkrithika: wow!!!!!!!!
me: some astro guy said i shud get married by August this year
skkrithika: how come anni agreed to it
me: else will never get nmarried she said yes ... my mom spoke to her
skkrithika: ooooooooooooh how come anni agreed to it ok ok
me: krithika welcome to the club u r the 25th :P innaiku date enna
skkrithika: anna come back to
me: :P
Me: Hi sou
Sou: hellooo congrats da
Me: thanks for what???
Sou: hahahahahahaha u gettin married rite?
Me: lol so u r the 30th :P I guess its still April 1st in US :P
Sou: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr poda.. No body fooled me other than u today huh
Me: ha ha ha ha ha ha..... U r the 30th so chillax... :P
Sou: grrr poda
me: yes in July dint i tell u? i guess I told u
me: ok July I am getting married to that XXX girl... Thanjavur...some astro guy told my mom that I shud get married before august else i wont get married at all...
me: so in JULY btw u r the 31st fool :P
me: to fell for this :P
me: nambiten :P
me: ha ha ha LOL :P
BTW
Do these people still believe me???
(In tamil) என்ன இன்னுமா இந்த ஊரு நம்பிக்கிட்டு இருக்கு?
With Love,
Lancelot
