Thursday, April 2, 2009

April Fooler...

Dear all,

How did the day go yesterday? How many of you fooled others and got fooled by others? Well I fooled 31 just with a status message “Arun Kumar is getting married…you are invited…ping me for more details...thanks to astrologers”.


Ha Ha Ha… I am giving you the excerpts of the chat scripts… and special thanks to G3 akka for your post here, appreciating/depreciating me.


Nithi: congrats

me: Thanks :)

Nithi: who is she

me: that XXX girl u know her right...

Nithi: humm dont know i thnik

me: please keep yourself free in July... Marriage at thanjavur, everyone will be invited from your class and you know her

Nithi: hey r u serious

me: she is in my orkut albums will someone joke on this?

Nithi: i thought u r joking

me: because the astro guys said now or never

Nithi: u can and are oh ur Mom agreed to it

me: yes yes- she only checked the astro guy fixed this thing i told her no marriage before 28 but she said now or never as per horoscope so fixed it...

Nithi: y a XXX y not an Indian

me: I dont mind an Indian - but u dint say yes… only this XXX girl said yes so had to marry her

Nithi: parra humm nice to hear

me: :) dont forget to be free in July...

Nithi: but to say the truth i cannot believe this

me: no one can infact even i cannot

Nithi: :D any ways one word of caution be careful since she is of different culture

me: lol about? he he he she is more indianish than me :P

Nithi: really then its not a problem

me: yeah yea...she wears saree

Nithi: but born culture cannot be done away with

me: she likes cooking, she likes kids, she likes doing house works

Nithi: super.. y she likes u.. lolz

me: ha haha opposite polls attract u see

Nithi: ya

me: innaiku Date enna Nithi?

Nithi: oh my god

Archie: hey arun.. hw r u? u gettin married.. ??

me: Hi yes same thing happened in ya life, Joshiyum and stuff

Archie: great so wen is the weddin

me: July... with that XXX girl I told u :) at Thanjavur :)

Archie: oh ok.... congrats da

me: will u be in India? Thank u :)

Archie: whts her name

me: Good dowry u know:P

Archie: heheheh ada paavi.. nuthin planned as yt of me bein india da

me: yeah her dad is gifting me an Audi :P

Archie: oooooo

me: and setting up a law firm in delhi :)

Archie: nice.................. amzinnnnnn congrats da

me: Thank u :) thank u :)

Archie: fixd a date?

me: her name is Penelope Cruz and marriage on July 32nd :P check today's date :P

Archie: poda looosu..........................

me: ha ha ha

Archie: thedi vandhu matinendaen

me: ha ha ha ha

Reena: congrats u just told me not now good for u

me: thank u thank u :)

Reena: same girl ?

me: yes the XXX.. it came just like a bolt in the clear sky because of the astrologers

Reena: good before London? after London? in London?

me: before London..

Reena: in singapore or india ?

me: India… Chennai..

Reena: congrats

Me: btw what day is today?

Reena: check with ur astrologers

me: April 1st :P

Reena: so "U" got fooled by ur astrologers

me: i dint meet my astrologers yet but someone congratulated me sometime back for my not so near marriage :P

Reena: thik hain coffee cancel

me: ha ha aha ha wont u check the date everyday ?

Reena: i am aware this time i didnt fool ne one

me: lol but got fooled by me :P

Reena: uff

Kirthi: WHAT?

me: sss :D Astrologers made it happen :) ask Amma in July marriage

Kirthi: congrats!_____? indian wedding?

me: ss of course Thanjavur Tamil Wedding :)

Kirthi: or christian kalyanam? NICE!!! :) :)14:29 congrats!

me: thank u thank u keep yourself free in July trip to thanjavur

Kirthi: certainly i will make it!! :) dei is this an April Fool Joke :P

me: appa kirthi finally u got it :P

Kirthi: lol :) Mad fellow

akansha: congratulations are under way then... :P

me: thank u thank u

akansha: penelope said yes ?

me: nope yaar.. its arranged marriage :(

akansha: hmm... kisse? ;)

me: some software engineer in chennai.. mom has looked for me... engagement and marriage in July

akansha: u r srsly gettin married? :-o

me: yes why wat u thought?

akansha: ohh... bye bye bachelor hood then

me: that girl is a software engineer + model + theatre artist so mom thought she will be the better match lol yes.. but astrologers said either to get married before august else no marriage for life...

akansha: hehe... perfect fr u then...:D what happens to ur play now? :P

me: may be i will act with her ;)

akansha: ohh... so when u r studyin in UK, wat will she be doin?

me: studying in UK canceled...i am planning to set up my office in Delhi and Chennai and practice…her father is setting her up a boutique shop in both these places

akansha: s/w engineer.... boutique?

me: if he continues to be a software engineer she will be transferred naa? so i suggested her to start a boutique

akansha: hmm....

me: as its her area- i mean fashion designing

akansha: k...ur lyf seems to hv gone topsy turvy within d last 3 dayzzzz..... :P

me: ha ha ha

akansha: no srsly... 3 days bk u were lik i m goin to UK... n now i m setting offices!

me: yeah life is not stable

akansha: so unstable! wud scare me off....

me: he he he saggitarian re wat to do

akansha: arrey i m a saggi too

me: btw do u know wat day is today???

akansha: SHIT

me: :P

akansha: arrrggghhhh! i m a non believer fr d rest f d day

akansha: i feel lik strangling ur throat rght now

me: he haw he haw he haw

akansha: hw many hv u fooled abhi tak?

me: 10 to 15

akansha: arrgh!

me: he he he he

Abinav: dude

me: yes da

Abinav: sorry forgot the date

me: :P

Abinav: took ur status message seriously for a munite

me: wish pannathanae vanthey lol :P ha ha ha vidu u r the 24th victim

Abinav: pozhappa paunga da dei… iddellam oru pozhappa

me: :P

Abinav: dinner innikku erangathu unnala

me: lol :P neraya perukku erangathu

Kanagu: hello boss

me: hi nanba

Kanagu: epo kalyanam??

me: appuram kalyanam july la

Kanagu: oh.. july la yah?? enga.. chennai ah spain ah? or thanjavur??

me: thanjavur

Kanagu: invite pannuveengala??

me: kandipaa ithu enna kelvi boss.. aana innaiku enna datenu nyabagam illama emantha 23rd aalu neenga :p

Kanagu: oh.. cha.. modhal liye karthik ku ping pannama vittutane ..oh god

me: :P

Subz: u r kidding :P

me: hey no its true its in July dont forget u r the bride;s maid

Subz: who??______?

me: yes

Subz: :O tell me d full masala

me: ok what happened is amma saw some astro guy and he said i shud get married before august else no marriage

Subz: oohhh andddd

me: so she spoke with _____ and its fixed :)

Subz: andddd?

me: we are getting married in July

Subz: wow!!!!!

me: btw welcome to the club u r the 26th victim check the date today :P

Subz: bloddy idiot!!!!! by the way 27 and 28 r my parents :P

me: :P ha ha ha u told them too :P ha ha h aha

Subz: idiot

skkrithika: hi whats this?

me: hey hi yes will send the invites soon July marriage

skkrithika: where is the wedding

me: some astro stuff amma said - ______ is the girl.. Wedding at Thanjavur..

skkrithika: cool is the date fixed? what astro stuff?

me: yes july 12th

skkrithika: wow!!!!!!!!

me: some astro guy said i shud get married by August this year

skkrithika: how come anni agreed to it

me: else will never get nmarried she said yes ... my mom spoke to her

skkrithika: ooooooooooooh how come anni agreed to it ok ok

me: krithika welcome to the club u r the 25th :P innaiku date enna

skkrithika: anna come back to india you gonna be smashed

me: :P

Me: Hi sou

Sou: hellooo congrats da

Me: thanks for what???

Sou: hahahahahahaha u gettin married rite?

Me: lol so u r the 30th :P I guess its still April 1st in US :P

Sou: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr poda.. No body fooled me other than u today huh

Me: ha ha ha ha ha ha..... U r the 30th so chillax... :P

Sou: grrr poda

varna: r u gettin married???

me: yes in July dint i tell u? i guess I told u

varna: nope cool whr?

me: ok July I am getting married to that XXX girl... Thanjavur...some astro guy told my mom that I shud get married before august else i wont get married at all...

varna: wow wow...

me: so in JULY btw u r the 31st fool :P

varna: wat abt her family?

me: to fell for this :P

varna: chi chu chi i knew this… thats y i tried not to ask u

me: nambiten :P

varna: cudnt resist da paavi

me: ha ha ha LOL :P

varna: chi panni poda


BTW

Do these people still believe me???

(In tamil) என்ன இன்னுமா இந்த ஊரு நம்பிக்கிட்டு இருக்கு?

With Love,

Lancelot

45 comments:

G3 said...

Firstu :)))

G3 said...

//special thanks to G3 akka for your post here, appreciating/depreciating me.//

Unna ellam naan appreciate pannuvennu innuma nambara nee!!!!

G3 said...

//என்ன இன்னுமா இந்த ஊரு நம்பிக்கிட்டு இருக்கு?//

:))))))))))))))))

Egapatta bulb vaangiyirukkaanga pala per unta :D paavam makkals :)

Unna pathi innum yaarum muzhusa therinjikkala pola :D

gils said...

adapavi...chat sessionlam save panni posta potutia..elar kitayum tinnu vanga pora

RAD MADHAV said...

Me the first :-)

RAD MADHAV said...

Thala G3 avunga kodutha award innam vaangaliyaa:-)

RAD MADHAV said...

//Ha Ha Ha… I am giving you the excerpts of the chat scripts… and special thanks to G3 akka for your post here,//
// appreciating/depreciating me.[Photo] //

Total aa fixed asset thenju pochunu ninaikiren. sari thaana thala :-))))

RAD MADHAV said...

தல இன்னம் உங்கள இவ்வளவு பேரு நம்பிகிட்டு இருக்காங்கனு நினைக்குறப்ப
புல்லரிக்குது?????

RAD MADHAV said...

//me: please keep yourself free in July... Marriage at thanjavur, everyone will be invited from your class and you know her//

Paavamaa irukku, Thanjavur kaarangala ninachchaaaaaa:-)))) LOL

Karthik said...

Nalla velai naan pilaithu konden... :)))))))

ஸ்ரீமதி said...

:O Ippadiyaa emaaththuvaanga?? :)) But enjoyed.. :)))

GAYATHRI said...

thank god..idhukulandhaan naa chat ke vardhila[:p]enna yaarume emathalaye!!asku busku!!

kanagu said...

inimel custom message padika maaten.. maaten.. athuvum april 1st aniku kandipa padika maaten :D

Akansha Agrawal said...

arrrggghhh! Publicizing the thing here too... #*&@*&# X(

akila said...

haha super mokkai da twas...innum chinnapullathanama arun? cum on grow up lik me!!! hehe

Thoorika said...

I came online fr 2 mins.. saw ur status.. and I was thinking .. parvaliye.. nalla idea va iruku april fool panrathuku.. iniuku yaaru la vo kita mattu porangalo.. apdi nu yositichitu i logged out..

The surprising factor is .. PPL ACTUALLY BELIEVE YOU.. enna kodumai sir idhu... ! Ayio.. ayio... !

lynda ann amma said...

you are the mischievous one!!

Ramyah said...

Ha..ha. you fooled so many people. You have taken April Fool seriously don't you? Poor me. I had so many things to do that i realised about April Fool at 1.00am on 2nd April. And i spend hrs thinking how to fool my friends and family:( I'll reserve that for next year.

P/S- I don't think anyone would believe you even if ur serioulsy getting married with XXX in future.

Chronicwriter said...

nallavangala indha oooru eppavumey nambum... naalu peru nalla rukanumnaa 30 peara alikuradhula thappey illa...

same trick
same blood...

vaastu post is up on my blog bro.. the one that we talked about the other day...

chewmysambhar said...

Adapaavi... audi and father setting up law firm in delhi ? Adapaavi, adapaavi....vaai valikaama epdi ipdi suthamudiyudu ungalaala mattum? nalavela naan anniki online varla.. thapichaen!

Vinnie said...

God save ur chat friends..thank god i was on vacation!!

Lancelot said...

@ G3 akka

Namma pugal ullaga levelaa parava vechathukku nandri :P

Lancelot said...

@ Gils anna

Tinu vangamaaten enna avanga vaangunaa bulb innum pragasama eriyuthu :P

Lancelot said...

@ RAD AMd

Thaankee... eppadi irukku tripu??

Lancelot said...

@ Kartik

amman da nee rombaa puthisaali :P


























Emanthiyaa APRIL FOOL

Lancelot said...

@ Srimathi

ippadi kuda emaathalam...nandri thangal mudhal varugaikum commentirkum :)

Lancelot said...

@ Gayathri

Un anna Kartik ella paperum clear pannitan....




























emmanthiyaa April Fool :P

Lancelot said...

@ kanagu


Nalla munnetram..

Lancelot said...

@ Akansha

:P :P :P

Lancelot said...

@ AKi dog

yaara pathu chinna pulla naa...Jaguar Thangam theriyumaa?? Kanal Kannan theriyumaa?? Revolver Reeta theriyumma?? therincha ennakum konjam introduce panni vei...

Lancelot said...

@ thoorika

neeyum lightaa emanthaa mathiri irukku :P

Lancelot said...

@ Lynda

Thank u :))

Lancelot said...

@ Ramyah

Use this fool proof technic - very useful... and yeah no one will believe me even if I get married to XXX

Lancelot said...

@ Chriz

Thalai innaiku checking...this week lets meet...

Lancelot said...

@ Ms Pan

he he he lawyeraa irunthukittu ithukkuda pannati eppadi???

Lancelot said...

@ Vin

*smile* *blush* *smile* *blush* *smile* *blush*

MultiMenon said...

Gawwdd..how do you remember such long convos?? :O dun teme u've made it up now.. :p superrrbb dude.. I was drunk for AFD.. ;) and ppl believed it,too.. :p

am blogrollin ya lance.. :)

Nikhil

Charmed One! said...

N i am back :) ... oh so you fooled quite a lot ... thank god i was no where close to you on April 1st :P ..

Sastha Prakash. said...

That was one hell of a way to Fool people on 1st April. You have a great sense of humour and loved you previous post too... corny to the last word. :)

Lancelot said...

@ Nikhil..

he he he its all really happened bro, I just copied and pasted it from chat inbox in gtalk :P thanks for the rolling of me in the blog :P

Lancelot said...

@ Charmed one

Welcome back I missed you...how is the boy???

and don't worry I wil have something else to fool you wen u come online...

Lancelot said...

@ Sastha

Thank u :))

suganya said...

Man,,, uve fooled around lik hell,, lol,,, ukkanthu yosippiyo!!!!

Lancelot said...

@ Suganya

Nandri hein...

Nithya said...

Wt the hel.. y me the first?.. huh..
anyways...so finally, dears friends, i hereby present to Arun "Mr.Foo Foo award" appreciating his outstanding performance on April fools day.

Genius Kamal ! ! !

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