Tuesday, May 5, 2009

How Emma Watson fell in love with me?

24th April 2009 - 10:00 A.M.

I was sitting in my office as usual waiting for my clients to pay m

e the fees when my secretary called me and said,

“Boss we have a new client and he insists that he has to meet you perso

nally”

“Are you sure he wants to meet me?”

“Yes he insists”

“Did you show him the sign board?”

“Will I miss it? I need some forgiveness for the sins I commit with you” (Read this in a non sexual sense)

“Alright send him in”

(Knock at the door)

“Yes come in”


Enters in our Karthik, phew, I thought its someone innocent who has become a victim of me, now that its Karthik I know its going to be easy. “Yes da machan, what do you want”

“Machi I am in love with a girl da”

“Is she in love with you?”

“That’s what I want to know, Can you help me?”

“Anything for you da, shoot”

“Can you write a love letter to that girl?”

“I wont mind doing that da, but are you sure you want me to write it???”

“Yes Please”

“Alright leave me the address I will draft one and send it to her”

“Ok here is the address,

Ms Emma Watson,

No. 6 Vivekanandhar Road,

London Main Road,

London Cross Cut Road,

London – 0 00 000

United States of Kingdom.”

“Are you sure this is the address? It looks like an FM ad”

“I am dead sure da”

“Alright you go then – will send the letter and send you the

acknowledgement”

“Ok Bye”

“Bye”

He left.

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27th April 2009 - 10.00 A.M.

The letter is drafted and is lying on my table which reads:

RE: NOTICE OF LOVE

Dear Emma Watson,

We act Messrs Karthik & Co.,

Our client’s instructed to serve this Notice of Love upon you.

We are happy to inform you that our client fell in love with you on Friday the 13th day of March, 2009. This is in reference to the movie he saw which featured you on the 10th day of March, 2009 at 15.12.

Our client also wishes to state that the probationary period of love will start immediately from 00.00 hours tonight for a period of three months. Depending on the performance of you in,

a) bed,

b) party,

c) restaurant,

d) house,

e) toilet

and notwithstanding his atrocities after he gets high over a cup of coke, could become permanent.

Our client wants to impose the following terms and conditions to this relationship;

1) The costs incurred during the process of this relationship, initially, should be shared between you and him in equal shares. Later, based on the growth of this relationship, our client will take a larger share of the costs.

2) After entering into the permanent period of relationship, you should not expect our client to change his habits of digging nose, farting loudly during lunch/dinner, scratching himself competing with your dog, speaking good English.

3) In the event of break up, you are supposed to return all the gifts, cards, letters given by our client to you and should not expect our client to do the same.

4) If the relationship goes to a stage where you enter into wedlock with our client all the expenses for the wedding shall be born by you.

5) The proposal stands void ab initio when you ask our client to marry you at the soonest and/or threatening to commit suicide and/or probing about the sexual interests of our client and/or hiding the previous marriage of yours from our client.

Please revert with an answer within 14 days of receipt of this notice. Otherwise, this proposal will become null and void without further notice, and our client will consider other candidates.

Also present proposal is losing its force in the event of unforeseen circumstances, force majeure, which could impede the implementation of this proposal.(These, in particular, but not limited to, include: military operations, natural disasters, legislative acts, acts of internal affairs, national security and military forces, deliberate hostile actions of your previous partners.)

With Best Regards,

Arunkumar Gunasekaran

Writer’s email id : arunkumar_guna@yahoo.com

Writer’s DID: 97710345”

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6th May 2009 - 10.00 A.M.

Karthik enters in.

“Machi is that ready?”

“Yes have a look” (he reads. Read the next line after 3minutes and 23 seconds)

“Thanks da, its awesome, can you send it on my behalf?”

(With a glee in my voice) “Me??? Are you sure?”

“Yes”

“Sexy da, Will do”

“Ok da I have to go and click the ads in my blog page – got my ad sense approved”

(Still with the glee in the voice) “Ok da bye” (he leaves)

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You know what I did? I sent the notice with this stamp at the back side of the envelope.

The rest is history. Cheers.

~~~MORAL OF THE STORY~~~

Never use a lawyer to convey your love

47 comments:

G3 said...

Me the first :)))

G3 said...

Unta help ketta karthik kadaisi varai brammachaari dhaan :)))

G3 said...

Aanalum andha lettera paatha nee avanukku GF kedaikkakoodadhunnu oru mudivodavae ezhudhina maadiri irukku :D

விஜய் said...

Dude, It is just amazing and hilarious. Still ROTFL :-)

Keep it up :-)

Pradeep said...

Future la ungala parka chance kidachalum, kandippa indha madhiri help ketka matten... lol ...
hehehe... :)

Vinnie said...

hehhehehee...poor K:)

loved the letter..

Mads said...

After entering into the permanent period of relationship, you should not expect our client to change his habits of digging nose, farting loudly during lunch/dinner, scratching himself competing with your dog, speaking good English------>> rofl too good...

awesome stuff... :D :D :D
lawyers rock.
specially loved the expiry of the letter and void ab initio part....felt so lawyerish :D
awesome :D

Nithya said...

good one..

chithira said...

nice..so did ur frnd kno abt the last minute addition 2 the letter??:D

lynda ann amma said...

maganae was born to be a lawyer/ comedian/ flirt .

ஆளவந்தான் said...

hehehe.. LOL..

It reminds me KALINGS comedy from METTUKUDI movie

Velu said...

Ah a pre-nup love letter- a must in any relationship.

Good work! :)

Wonder if you got back any restraining order back from her side!

Cheers,
Velu

kanagu said...

super machi... :D
poor karthik... he is believing you :(

sema comedy ah irundhudu :)

akila said...

hey super cool da!! arun U ROCK!!!

Ramyah said...

Ha Ha. Good one. You have proved that never trust a lawyer!

Karthick Krishna CS said...

paavam emma...

Lancelot said...

@ g3 akka

neengalaethaan firstu :))

cha cha cha Kartik brahmachaariyaa?? Avan saamiyaar..

Lancelot said...

@ vijay anna

nandri :))

Lancelot said...

@ Pradeep

thappichitingalaaa???

Lancelot said...

@ Vinnie

i see someone is supporting K ahem ahem...wats happening???

Lancelot said...

@ Mads

thank u... and yes I know a lawyer/law student can enjoy this blog better :P

Lancelot said...

@ Nithi

thanks for coming :)

Lancelot said...

@ chithira

yes he does - he is now like Devdas...

Lancelot said...

@ Lynda amma

hope I am making you feel proud :P

Lancelot said...

@ A Anna

he he he u mean romantic look :P

Lancelot said...

2 Velu

after she met me she fell head on heels for me :P

Lancelot said...

@ Kanagu

machi nee yaaravathu ponna love pannalum solluda naa iruken :P

Lancelot said...

@ aki

thanks ellam shankar sir vellai - remember our drafting classes in 9th semester???

Lancelot said...

@ ramyah

thank u :)) shall i send u the bill for giving u enlightenment about lawyers???

Lancelot said...

@ KAki

en??

swathi paul(dew drop) said...

@karthik
you deserve it
@lance
good job

SOUL'S SCRIBES!!! said...

epomae lateu:-(

Paavam inda kaarthik pulla...unna nambinaanae. Naan thap[ichaen. Unkita solli namma payyan Orlando bloomku oru Lowue letter anupalamnu nenachen....now, i wont. nee edakudam panni kadaya maathiruva...

-Arc-Pan from my first blogger acc.

Chronicwriter said...

the phone number has nine digits wonly

:P

enna idhu..
emma watson number irukudhaaA? i have

:)

chriz

Karthik said...

Next post is on Scarlett Johansoon right?? poor Karthik Krishna!! Why did u miss his last name in the post??

Elithraniel Arawion said...

hahahahahahaaaa.... super!!! i like i like :)

karthik.. enna da idhu.. ipdi ayuduchu.. i was so busy clicking ads 4 u that i didn't read this post

Lancelot said...

@ swathi

unkitta irunthu paaraataa??? ammadi..

Lancelot said...

@ Pan

thiruttu idla ellam vara :P

orlondo bloom ellam ushaar panna maaten i am no gay...

Lancelot said...

@ chriz

Emma watson number enkitta irukku...just 14 digits oru digitukku 1 million US dollars pay pannunga...

Lancelot said...

@ Karthik

avanaa KAKI thavira vera ethuvum kupida maaten...nice try but semma flop..

Lancelot said...

@ Anusha

bow bow bow :P

Karthik said...

Vidra Vidra machi.. Gene pona Anee (WOLF) illaiya?? :P

Kadavul oru kadava mooduna innoru kadava tharapaar

For those who don't know tamil,. here is ma translation

IF GOD SHUTS ONE DOOR, THE OTHER ONE IS ALWAYS OPEN added to which LANCE is smart-sexy God!!

kanagu said...

machi nee iruppa... andha ponnu????

kanagu said...

@Swathi - why karthik mela ivlo kaduppu :)

Lancelot said...

@ Karthik

wolfie mella ellam loveaaa...Chriz thalai evanna enna pannalam??

Lancelot said...

@ kanagu

antha ponnu en kudathan machi irukkum so logically she will be with you too..

and Swathikum KArthikum vaaikaa thagaraaru :P

Lena said...

lol i had good time reading it :D
still cant stop smiling :)


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The Solitary Writer said...

hahaha very funny....romba siripu siripa erukke.....hahahaha aayyo kaduvulle...emma watson oda kaadhala... ava number kidaikuma.... :P

Genius Kamal ! ! !

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